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Marvorren expansion is here! Dive deeper into Gudnak - an expandable, tactical card game where every card is broken. It’s MtG for dads.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

[October Update] Waiting is the Worst, Spoilers and Gudnak heads to the desert
6 months ago – Tue, Oct 07, 2025 at 10:59:23 AM

Hey Gudnak Gamers!

We feel it too. The “refresh-your-inbox-and-hope-for-shipping-notifications” phase is real.

Waiting is the Worst

Status: Manufacturing is ending and logistics are moving. We are in that awkward quiet before things are aboard a ship and the countdown can truly begin.

Next: We will provide an updated estimate as soon as it’s more than 90% real. We kept taking educated guesses, kept being wrong and kept not learning our lesson in the past updates, so the next date you see from us will be because the product is on its way to you.

Address updates: Before product heads to your door, you will get an email from Quartermaster Logistics asking you to confirm your address. That is the only way you can update your address now, as the data we’ve sent to Quartermaster is locked and only they can update it.

Refunds: We are no longer able to process refunds as product is now headed to you. We can do our best facilitate returns once product gets to your door.
 

We will share concrete dates the moment they are solid. In the meantime, thank you for your patience and your hype. It matters.

Spoilers: While We Wait

With all this time waiting, let’s get good at sneaking and peaking. We sent out a few of these over on Discord, but I think it’s high (seas) time to meet more of our seafaring friends the Khorsari.

Let’s go over the basics of how to recruit your very own crew.

First, you need crewmates. Luckily, you can include these basic fighters in any deck. So if you want a splash of spicy seafaring swagger in your deck, look no further than these scallywags.


 

But how does one find this bunch of briny brutes? Luckily they are not hard to find, because they likely hang out at the local watering hole – the Rowdy Tavern.

And they are probably making some noise. Lucky for us, that noise sometimes turns into a fun Sea Shanty! And when these folks start singing, it makes them work even while fatigued. 


 

Next, you’re going to want to give these intoxicated folks some explosives. We’ve got you covered:

Not large enough? You salty scoundrel! Ok fine let's get them some even LARGER EXPLOSIVES!!

Lastly, we can’t forget to bring an officer corps to…keep order? Idk at this point it seems like you just want a bunch of drunk dudes singing in the midset of explosives.

So what say you? Sail the high seas? Stay home and sing shanties? Either way, it's sure to shake thing up in your Gudnak games!

Gudnak heads to the desert

Next year, Gudnak rolls into Zarrukh, the golden desert city of trade, mathematics, and holy-smokes-is-that-statue-moving machines called Mehkina. Here’s a little preview of what we've found within the walls of this gleaming monument to commerce.

There are delightful little critters called Mehklets that scurry around, helping the nobles of Zarrukh avoid tedious tasks like bending over to grab more wine.

Then, they are the lumbering Mehkina, devestating machines of war protecting the goods of the City of Gold. They come in many forms, like from the basic Brute


to mighty heroic mahcines:

We're so excited to share more about the Guilds of Zarrukh coming next year!
 

Thank you for riding with us through this quiet part of the journey – we're anxious to get everything we're working on into your hands!


Tim & the Chaotic Great team

[September Update] PAX West, New Rulebooks, Book Launch!
7 months ago – Tue, Sep 09, 2025 at 07:19:00 AM

Hello fellow eagerly waiting Gudnakeroos!

It’s been a wild few weeks and the Gudnak world domination plan is going super smoothly.

Fulfillment & Shipping News Coming Soon
We know this is the update you’re most eager for and first want to say – We're sorry that this is taking longer than expected

Manufacturing is nearing the final stages and we’re waiting on coordination between the factories and freight companies. This puts September and possibly October out of the picture due to the current delays with global freight.

We’ll send a dedicated shipping announcement as soon as dates are locked in. Keep an eye on your inbox — you’ll know the moment your games are moving.

If this has changed your willingness to get the game or if your financial situation has changed, just shoot me an email and we'll get a refund sorted.

PAX West


 

Ian teaches 'Nak to Dropout Host Ify Nwadiwe 

Seattle was an absolute treat to visit for PAX West! Our booth was buzzing nonstop with full demo tables and nearly everyone in sight strutting around with Chaotic Great badge ribbons. If you stopped by to play, talk lore, or just snag a selfie with a Gryffdog, thank you! We can't wait to come back!!

Hardcover Book Launch – Gudnak Means War!

The Hardcover edition comes with gold foil printing and gold foil edges!

Gudnak Means War came together SO well and we know that the stories inside deserve a premium, hardcover edition. The only way we can make this work is through crowdfunding, which is launching today! We also took the opportunity to make some new cool art based on the stories inside, which will be included as full color spreads inside the book and as promo cards!

A brand new Lord High Inquisitor, ready to convict
Kakalar, from "A Sacrifice of Dusk and Dawn"

Updated Rulebooks Available

We uploaded the new rulebooks to https://gudnak.com/rules so y'all can have the latest! Enjoy!

Card Preview!
We just sent a card preview to the Discord. If you want to learn about the secrets of a new basic fighter, go check it out.

[August Update] Rewards being made, Addresses locked and check out The Pupil
8 months ago – Thu, Aug 14, 2025 at 02:19:22 PM

Big month for Chaotic Great. Let’s get right into it!!!!

Production Update
Rewards are moving through manufacturing! Sleeves and playmats are done. Cards are being printed, boxes are being built, and the finish line is in sight. 

Addresses are now locked, so if you missed the deadline make sure to bribe your mail carrier with snacks. Or email us!

Our book!
Gudnak Means War officially hit the streets at GenCon and we loved seeing the reactions to it. One Jerry Holkins was even approached by a fan who had only heard of him from this book!

If you've read the book, you'll know that Jerry's story is about The Pupil. But did you know thats just A pupil? Pupils of the Engineer walk many paths. Some of those paths are druidic, natural. Others? Quite a bit more…sinister.

Hero Spoiler – The Pupil
Perhaps you'd like to weild the power of The Pupil!? We've got great news for you! The Pupil excels at manipulating attachments. Her Refined Formula ability gives folks a double dose…whether they need it or not.

Wait…Rotborn? Attachments? But I thought that was an Auroxi thing…

Good thing this box ccomes with quite a few attachments. Both to put on friendlies…

And enemies…

That's all for now! We'll have shipping dates in the next update. Stay tuned.

P.S. What's that on the horizon?

Production Update, Gen Con, Book and some SPOILERS for your eyes
9 months ago – Wed, Jul 09, 2025 at 09:10:27 AM

Good afternoon Gudnakeroos!

Production Update

Production is moving albeit slower than anyone wants it to!

We're printing 100s of cards, 4 different game boxes, 4 playmats, 2 comics and a variety of beautiful sleeves! It's a lot. It's still looking like September is the best estimate for shipping.

Also - we dropped a few spoilers at the end of the email to wet your gryff-beaks!

Gen Con

We'll be attending Gen Con – both to sell books and play GUDNAK!

A Tournament by the People, For the People
Our first-ever player-run tournament is happening at Gen Con, thanks to DOA., who has created a FREAKING TROPHY!

It’s shaping up to be a blast, and both Ian and Tim are playing, so come dunk on us
👉 Sign Up for the Gen Con Gudnak Tournament

The Book
The Gudnak anthology is in our hands and it looks incredible. The first ever public sale will be at the booths of some of our authors: Christopher D. Schmitz, Erik Scott de Bie and Jeri "Red" Shepherd!

We might even be at their booths with one or maybe even more than one SHARPIE.

As a reminder a deluxe edition of the book is launching in September on BackerKit.

Gryffdogs?

We heard you. You like these lil fellas.

We do too! And we have some extra ones. 

SO if enough of you comment on this post asking for them, we’ll put some of these bloodthirsty hell hounds (plush version) up for sale. Maybe on the website!

That’s it for now. More updates soon! Stop by and say hi to us in Indy if you're there! We'll be the cool ones.

Stay chaotic,
Tim

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Card spoilers inside! Gryffdog Lovers Rejoice! and…Take our Organized Play Survey!
10 months ago – Tue, May 27, 2025 at 08:13:38 AM

Hey there Gudnakers,

We're cruising through production milestones over here and finally have enough time for some honest-to-goodness fun updates. If you haven't been checking the discord, you should! We've been busy building a player locator, our community just wrapped up a sweet online tournament and there's even a project going on designing a Gudnak themed micro ttrpg!

Team Member Spotlight: Farski!

If you've ever been to a convention where CG has been exhibiting, there’s a good chance you’ve met Farski — our resident king of demos. He’s been repping Gudnak since the very beginning, traveling the country to teach folks how to sling the squares on the 3x3.

Fun facts:

If you see Farski at a con give him a high-five

Card(s) Spotlight: Fellgryff & Gryffhound

Meet the Fellgryff and the Gryffhound – corrupted genetic cousins of Gudnak’s noble beasts. These twisted hybrids are darker, meaner versions of the classic Gryffhound and Bullgryff, and they’re bringing their signature less-than-friendly demeanor to the board in the Marvorren expansion.

Things get TRULY WILD when you pair them with Head of Hybrids, the Refractory Hero 3 from the upcoming set. With this in play, each Bullgryff and Gryffdog you control gains the ability of each other Bullgryff and Gryffdog.

This type of synergy is sure to make Refractory players drool and/or…whatever birds do. Idk hybridization is weird.

Help Us Shape Organized Play!

We’re working on launching official Organized Play support this year - with tools, promos, and tournament kits to help you grow your local scene.

Whether you want to run events or just join one, we want your input.

👉 Take the survey here: Organized Play Survey. It only takes a minute, and it helps us build something awesome with you.

We’ve got more sneak peeks (and secrets) coming soon!

-Tim